Satty

Really though, what guy doesn't like a hummer now and then?

mort

As well as likely getting 10mpg better on the highway. The only downside to the Caddy is that it wont climb over those 30 inch boulders or ford those 12 inch deep streams New Jersey is notorious for.

5000 pounds + I5= too slow to get out of its own way and horrible gas mileage, not really a great combo for a daily drive that includes onramps. Size is another factor, between changing lanes and parking spots, something that massive would be a pain in the ass. Interior space isn't great for as large as the H3 is. The H3 is longer, taller and wider than my Jetta yet has less cargo space and roughly the same passenger space. Just seems like a massive waste in the name of vanity.

Nay, for several reasons.

You have the worst basic cable in the world if it doesn't include MTV. And Jersey Shore was the most terrible show I've ever been able to not watch.

Strangely a carrot with a vagina (anyone remember that from eBay like 8 years ago?) doesn't make this thread any worse.

Whoever will help me finish what William Quantrill started.

At the moment it isn't even close. Maybe its time for me to get a gang and arrange a raid...

Can burn. Specifically Lawrence. Lawrence, Kansas can burn. Again.

So take off all your clothes

Damn, I was about to make a similar joke.

I'm sure I'll be feeling your pain later today. Its 30 degrees and I get to replace the water pump and belt on a Century with the wonderfabulous 3.1. 3300 not 3100, happy happy joy joy!

The caffeine

I'd love to try Kopi Luwak, but at $15-20/oz for a bag online, it seems a bit excessive. Maybe for some big event, like graduating law school or something.

The best part about coffee is the coffee poop, probably the most satisfying kind of poop there is.

Go ask the guy down by the river

"Espresso" not "Expresso" I dont get my coffee from a Plymouth. Monday through Friday, I take my coffee black, usually 3-4 cups between when I leave the house and when I eat lunch. I am a severe addict, not going to lie. Weekends are for white chocolate mochas.

wolverine

I hate it when friends act like they're a car (or furniture, or appliance, or anything else) salesman and try to pressure me into something, its pretty douchey.

I always assumed that was the transmission countdown, and eventually it was going to blow up.

median

Hypocrite

stank

Or perhaps a G6. Oh, wait......