Satty

One word: bidet

A Tesla or two and a convertible of some sort.

Wow, some of the participants in this thread are f@#king retarded.

So I've decided that since I'm unemployed, I'm going to dress like it. I'm going to get some sweats, some old, worn out Iron Maiden shirts and socks with holes in them. But really, I got a pair of Levis 501s, and the button-up fly messes with my head when I have to take a leak.

Acela has shortcomings, but ridership is up. Even if the travel isn't as fast, its a lot quicker to get on a train than it is to get on an airplane. I'd love to see dedicated tracks laid out in the proper fashion, but this is America and we do things quickly then realize 30 years later it was a terrible idea and completely change it.

I concur with your concurrence.

Why make fun of the competition when you can advertise $8000 of sticker AND 0% for 108 months AND oral sex?

Can we call her a worthless #### and be done with it?

I love P1800 Estates, and have a feeling you're partial to them as well. There used to be a guy with a clean, original P1800 ES around here. He parked it outside, I always wanted to borrow a truck and haul it away. Want

I doubt there is a ton of value in them, no matter how rare. A P1800, on the other hand..... But if its cheap enough, it would be something interesting to cruise Germany in.

I'd hate to be the guy in the mail room responsible for weeding out the letters from crazy people.

What if I add "masturbated by a bear" to the poll?

A few years ago, thats why I keep my head shaved or nearly shaved. There was a black bear that was hanging out in a residential area around here, and because people are pathetic, it turned into a tourist attraction. One woman went and picked her 80 year old mother up from a nursing home just to take her to see a bear up in a tree. Someone said that was a bad idea because the old woman couldn't run if the bear got vicious, I took the opposite side, saying that if it were me, I'd rather be mauled by a bear because nobody forgets the guy who gets mauled. If I were killed by a bear, people who know me would think about me everytime they saw one, while if I died of old age, they wouldn't think about me everytime they saw an old person.

I bet you'd like to know the story behind this poll. I may post it in a bit. I'd go with the bear attack.

Acela seems to be doing pretty well with an average speed of around 70mph. Thats a nice start, but I think if they want sustained success, they'll have to put high-speed rail through the "empty" states to connect the midwest and west coast. A true trans-continental high speed rail line would be wonderful.

Oh, and built in Wisconsin, think that town is thrilled with the stimulus?

Linkypoo Hopefully the first step in a large high-speed rail network in the U.S.

"15 years" = 1994 :: nope, not long enough there.

You've got to admit, that is a very appropriate ending to the last three decades of Pontiac.

No LAST EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! line? I bet the LAST EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! G3 will be worth a ton.

Nascar sucks

I was expecting you to make a "manhole" joke at his expense.

Dan Akroyd

beef curtains

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