Satty

Is that a speaker in the rear ashtray?

My epic screenplay does not yet have a chase/wreck scene, but I have said that if I ever actually make it, I'll use the Buick for any scene that take place in a car. So if I insert a chase scene, it'll be in a big, old Buick.

Was it the scene of a murder? 'Cause it probably isn't haunted, that only happens in the movies.

I was told we cannot purchase any new watercraft of any sort, we're going to have to live with the kayaks. So no, apparently I'll be castrated if I buy even a rubber dingy. But "I'm on a boat" is the greatest song ever written.

I've been to Atlanta, it seems like a decent place to live, but if I'm going to do Georgia, its going to be Savannah, that is a beautiful city.

So yeah, I'm still not allowed to get a boat. Just got told no again a few minutes ago. I got to spend a little time on one today, it was an ok experience, would've been better if it weren't work related. No alcohol+office clothes =/= boating EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[intro (T-Pain)] (Shortayyyy) Aww $h! Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the f@#kin deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your motherf@#kin toes We runnin this, let's go [Chorus (T-Pain)] I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherf@#kin boat (boat, yeah) [The Lonely Island (T-Pain)] I'm on a boat motherf@#ker take a look at me Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat You can't stop me motherf@#ker cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and $h! The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat motherf@#ker, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh {Get the f@#k up, this boat is REAL!!!} f@#k land, I'm on a boat, motherf@#ker (motherf@#ker) f@#k trees, I climb buoys, motherf@#ker (motherf@#ker) I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf@#ker (yeah) This boat engine make noise, motherf@#ker Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible [T-Pain] Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat comin my way Believe me when I say, I f@#ked a mermaid [Chorus] [T-Pain] Whoahhh Sha-sha-shorty, shorty Yeah yeah yeahhh

80% Chicago, thats a shock, not like I was born there or used to live there or anything. 65% Washington, DC 65% New York City 65% Philadelphia 60% Boston I could probably do D.C. but NYC, Philly and Boston and too "northeast" for me.

The odds of winning the grand prize in Powerball is 1 in 195,249,054.

2 Camaros, one red, one yellow, parked out in front of the dealer's used lot. They were flanked by a number of C6 Corvettes, including a Z06.

Maybe 'blu and Bernie Madoff could hook up.

Go find yourself a sugar daddy.

My friend's mom used to have a Bonneville and it worked just fine, the volume adjusted the way I would've adjusted it for speed. But the Fusion, no matter what setting I had it on (I believe there were 7 sensitivity settings) it went completely retarded. It once went to full-blast at 25mph. That radio got replaced.

A little off topic, but I despise speed sensitive radio. The Fusion really soured me on it because it would just double the volume level as soon as I hit 65 then not go back down if I slowed down. And HD radio is great, the Cooper has it. The only problem is that we've only got a few stations that broadcast in HD.

I was checking prices at Avis the other day and there was a big ad on the website stating Avis would be the exclusive renter of the new Camaro.

Pacific

The high roof design is a way to get more "passenger area" without giving passengers more actual room. Unless they're all torso. The Fiesta doesn't look like it suffers from the "high-roof-for-the-sake-of-a-high-roof" disease as badly as the Aveo.

There is a white, late 80's GT sitting in a parking lot with a big FOR SALE sign in the window. I should stop and see how much they're asking. I've got a friend who currently owns 3, had been as many as 5, but he lost one in a divorce and got rid of one after raping it for the parts he needed. I've also bee looking around eBay for '93-'98 convertibles, the V6s are going really cheap.

I dont think GM has released a list like Chrysler has.

testicles

Is a paper bag with eye holes standard equipment on the G3, or would I have to get the Cuisin' Package?

The G3 also doesn't sell, mostly because its a rolling pile of donkey $h!. If the Fiesta is sized like an Accent but priced like the Elantra ($14-19k) it should do fine. That gives Ford room to make the next Focus better.

Hermann Göring

Crayola (Green and Cobalt are both available in the 64-pack of crayons)

ocnblu (see, Napolean and 'blu share their diminutive stature)