wpbharry

Joshypoo loves my MAXX except when my knee keeps me from driving it.

Go drink some beer then I'll lean up against my MAXX and you can spank me. We'll see if my knee can take the abuse, and see if I can feel anything through all these drugs.

I'm right here. Now where is my Joshypoo?

Joshypoo

Reggie, you silly goose. You enjoy hunting for the man meat as much as I do. And boy are you a strapping one at that. I'd love to toss you in the ol Maxx and get it arockin. Too bad the sunshades are still broken. I like my privacy. Maybe Paulie can stand guard to watch for the nasties. You can sneak a peak too sexy. You know you want to. Oh can't forget my Joshie. He can bring the all-beef weiners and I'll bring the DingDongs. We'll have a camp in. Can't forget Ocn, my big sexy manbeast. Bring the twinkies. Yum. I can taste the sausages already.

Thats not how it happened. What I whispered in her ear was that I loved her shoes and that I was going to take her husband for a ride in my MAXX so Joshypoo and I could have some fun with him but when I mentioned my knee hurt she said they had some painkillers in the bathroom.

My penis has a first name, its H-A-R-R-Y. My penis has a second name, its J-O-S-H-Y. I love to eat it everyday and when people ask me why I say... 'Cause Joshie Pooie has a way to make he penis really gay.

Camaros are as gay as me in winter when I go up to Detroit and see Josh.

As soon as I get a new knee and the doctor's phone number, I'll post more about my MAXX and the super sexy janitors at the hospital, they're really hot when they mop up my bodily fluids. I'd like to get one of them in my MAXX but he cant leave any finger prints, lest Joshypoo find out and leave me.

It burns when I pee.

I do too, but only with my Joshypoo in my MAXX.

I just LaCrossed all over my self.

Satty you are one funky monkey. You kids mix alchohol and god knows what and think you know better. You don't. In my glory days I once downed a month's worth of quualudes and a 40 of sweet, sweet Bacardi rum and chased it with a box of Midol. My cramps went away. And so did my boner. Joshie brought it back though. I love my Joshiepoo. In my Malibu.

Dont go to whores, that thing you pay the hooker $50 for I will do for $20, NOS will do it for $10 and that other thing you pay $250 for (lubricant included) I do for $175 and NOS does for free!

My toenails taste like transmission fluid. And I siphoned my fair share of college roomies. Lovin the Maxx.

Back in the 80's, I parked my MAXX under a tree so I could make out with a cardboard cutout I had made of Joshypoo and some guys in uniforms came knocking on my window. I told them I wasn't into group stuff and rolled my window back up. I woke up the next day in the back seat of my car in the impound lot with a bump on the head and an old fashioned billy club stuck in my arse.

I'm not going to buy gas, I'm going to sit around watching Barney and Friends and taking a box of Midol every three hours.

I dont worry about gas anymore, since the MAXX never gets driven after I broke my knee for the seven.....who the fuck am I kidding, does anyone read what I say anymore? I'll post a pic of my hot bod as soon as my dingleberries fly north for the fall.

Hey reg, show us your boobs.

I'm not a man-slut like NOS, dont be passing me around for everyone to use. Unless its Joshypoo. I bought a Malibu but would rather have bought a leprechaun.

If you want the password, PM me(Satty, not wpbharry). That goes for any other Harry wannabes. One rule, if you change the password, I kick your ass or something.

I bet the dog feels more like the slug on bottom when 'blu is lonely.

If my knee ever gets better, I'll post a picture that will make you all jealous. I'm so sexy, all it takes is a mirror to get me hard. Looking at myself makes my palms all sweaty, so natural lubrication right there. Sitting in the back of my MAXX, looking at pictures in the mirror, thinking about the new Hyundai Sonata gets me going, I have no choice but to rub one out.

'blu, you little frosting covered sugar cookie

Damn right. God I'm bored.