chris

i'll own up, i think i can take you...

does it being kind of strange thumbing through PT, and looking up to see two dudes making out on the cover of a magazine have to do with your childhood? what did you want to be when you grew up?

no, i don't say, you did. i just made fun of you for saying it. :P

some statistic say up to ten percent of guys are dating. they call it "homosexuality." :P

i didn't think it set in that quick. experiment time, who wants to be a guinea pig?!

honda's high-performance engines are nothing to write home about when it comes to gas mileage. i get about 25 mpg in the prelude if i drive it nicely the whole tank (that is, keep it below about 5000 rpm). i bet you dollars to donuts they kept it above 5000 rpm as much as possible during their testing. i sure would!

i'd be shocked. aside from not having a son, i'd expect his hand to have gone limp, as well as his penis. what are the odds of 'em staying together after that?!

there's a ton of sedatives out there, just curious is all. benadryl can promote such effects as well, i've noticed (and it's the most common over-the-counter sleep aid on the market, as far as i know).

thank you, thank you! i feel so honored.

which sort of sleeping pill?

virtually every post i make is in the lounge. i guess that makes me a loser.

if you can really do that, bravo. the people that are grossed out about it have probably never really thought about it, or they're just lying to themselves. in either case, a buncha people are probably going to be trying that this week now thanks to you.

canadian money is pretty! and i thought the one with the cobalt on it was especially neat, until i realized it was your signature. edit: bahahahahaha, is the one with the US $2 note next to the CDN $10 + change supposed to show the current exchange rate?

a lotta money has coke on it. maybe (if you typically carry cash) tonguing through the contents of your wallet could be like a cup of coffee or two...

she's a nurse, she's around a lot more sick people, right?

Van Wilder is a genius. at any rate, I agree. worrying doesn't affect the outcome, maintaining health tends to... keep the ol' immune system in shape (as you should be doing anyway), everyone, and keep on keepin' on!

what a load, who cares about marriage, prop 2 makes it unconstitutional for the state or any level of government below the state to draw up any alternative to marriage for gay couples, such as CIVIL UNIONS. it's not up to the government to meddle in the affairs of religion anyway. let the church deal in marriages. the government's ONLY concern should be civil unions, be that of a man and a woman, or of a man and a man, only for the purposes of death and taxes.

viciously anti-gay texas proposition 2 passed with flying colors. geddit?

my birthday was years ago, you might even say decades!

a tune-up is actually a regular maintenance procedure. have you replaced the plugs, the fuel/air filters, and the like since you got the car?

nevermind

the penis jokes are childish and irresponsible. it's one thing for this guy to supposedly do that, but you guys are mods/admins. and if that's not actually harry, then i'm really disappointed.

it's a pretty standard comedy construct... wife: "do you think this dress makes me look fat?" husband: "i'm not gonna lie." [continues eating/watching tv/whatever]

try to find a haynes or chilton manual for your car.