Satty

This is wrong on so many levels, but about a year ago, a good friend of mine started working at the same store I work at delivering pizza. I had my (then) gf's cd case in my car and it had Elephunk in it, so I could listen to Lets Get Retarded anytime I wanted to, as could anyone who wanted to borrow any of my cds. Well, my friend got a delivery to, whats a nice way of saying this, a retard commune. Basically an assisted living apartment complex for people with mental illness. So when he went, he took Elephunk and pulled into the parking lto blasting Lets Get Retarded.

Baseball fans might remember Rick Ankiel , a few years ago he was pitching for the Cardinals in the playoffs and threw a bunch of wild pitches. He never really got his control back, and re-started his career as an outfielder. A good part of this season he played for the AA team who stadium is like 10 miles from my house, I've heckled him many times and run into him around town a few times. I've also seen Brad Pitt, he's from here and the local media makes a huge deal anytime he's in town. I just think its a pain in the ass because news vans go wherever he goes, and if that means a movie premier, the theater lot is full and I have to park a mile away to go see whatever crappy movie my gf wants to see.

Debbie Does Dallas

I pulled into the parking lot at work the other day just as my assistant manager (she has a thing for me, another story) was leaving on a delivery, so I slammed on my brakes, skidded into my parking spot and left some nice marks on the pavement.

My friend's '96 Grand Am GT sounds like crap (like every 3100) but the exhaust smells really really good. And if you put the radion on any AM station, you can hear the engine through the speakers.

Yeah, I never realized that god was Wilford Brimley's less fat twin brother.

I just set the third pic down as my wallpaper, its just so cool to look at.

I dont like the color, but otherwise it looks a bit like an estrogen infused Viper. Smaller and more feminine than a Viper, but with some mean touches. The hood gills and the top really make me think Viper.

Screw it, I was going to link to the face of god, but it doesn't want to work. Search ebay for "face of god" it'll be the first one.

Its a picture of a cloud that apparently has the face of god in it.

A picture of the face of god is on ebay right now.

"What happened to wire wheels" Man, I miss Chromie. The good 'ol days, thas fo sho.

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w00t!

Diesel is $1.10 more than 87 'round here.

Better interior materials aren't going to raise the price $5k and they would help keep the resale up, which would help GM's image. Would you pay a premium for a used car that squeaked and had ugly, crappy plastic? Would you buy a new car from the same company that made that used car?

I've been through three phones this year because I keep dropping them. Its never the hinges that break, its always something internal that makes the phone not work correctly. I like flip phones because I can leave it in my pocket and not worry about having it accidentally dial someone. A few years ago, I had my old Nokia in my pocket in class, I forgot to lock the keys, and it called a friend of mine who answered, then just left his phone sitting there, still connected for like 45 minutes.

Its been a while, but I'm pretty sure they put a subwoofer the size of a small house in the trunk/back seat.

Thats really a shame, if we had more "ball coolers" we wouldn't have as much "ball funk" in the world.

Gary Coleman, now 94 yeard old, gets tired of being mistaked for the admin on a GM fansite, as Mr. Coleman is an avid Toyota fan, so he tried to run over "Flybrian" in order to take out one more Gary Coleman impersonator. It seems Mr. Coleman forgot to put a phone book on his seat and he could not see where he was going or who he ran over. After hitting a random pedestrian, Mr. Coleman continued on his way until stopped at a toll-booth.

But seriously, the last Eldo was great looking, most Eldos through the years have been. And the Allante was pretty cool as well.

Blade: Looks cheap, lots of stuff I wont use, I'd have to switch companies. RAZR: Looks less cheap, lots of stuff I wont use, I wouldn't have to switch companies. RAZR wins. I'd never switch from Cingular just because someone else has a new phone, especially one that looks the the cell phone equivalent to any GM interior from the early 90's. I like the idea of the Motorola Rokr, but one of those would make it pointless for me to buy a new iPod, so that wont be my next phone.

Technically, erectile dysfunction is a mental illness. Dont ask why I've had that conversation with at least two medical professionals, I just have.....