Satty

The Cooper and 500 and nothing else matters, although the 1-Series is starting to grow on me.

Driving across flat states (Illinois, Missouri, Indiana) without a car full of stuff my car will get 48, I imagine it would get some incredible mileage if it lost 1/3 of its weight. Modern diesel technology is extremely impressive.

Non-functional hood scoops are panache?

Congrats!

I'd take a Cruze over an LSS in a heartbeat. You may not be able to get 5 fat Americans in a Cruze, but 10 airbags, AM/FM/XM/CD/AUX, keyless entry, Stabilitrack, TPMS, 36mpg, 5/100k powertrain warranty.......

But Suze Orman's gay. Gender reassignment surgery+a place in New York=problem solved

Glad you made it out ok. You guys may have heard about the massive tornado that hit Joplin, MO last month. I lost a former colleague in that storm and have been back in Missouri for a few weeks helping displaced families. Moral of the story: nature sucks.

Marry a girl who makes a $h!load of money and you can afford whatever the f@#k you want.

It's hit or miss in MO I guess because something similar nearly happened with the Fusion due to poor signage, but this gas station wasn't very up to date, I couldn't even pay at the pump. Oh well, I blame Enterprise for giving something as forgetable as an Impala. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Volvos have a little more appeal than the average Saab, buy neither company is looking good in the States.

That when you're out of town and need to fill up the rental car you will put about a gallon of diesel in before you realize what you're doing.....

If C&G keeps up like this, ABC is going to cancel it and cause middle-aged women to go insane

Tata Nano

I'd have a Volt in a heartbeat, and I assume that if I won the lottery I'd be able to buy my way to the top of the list.

Every year it seems we have a rumor about a new El Camino and we get people saying its going to happen and its going to sell in droves, they just know it. Then GM says it won't happen and C&G is taken over by butthurt.

Maybe it can come over as a Pontiac.

I hope whoever wrote that was trying to be ironic.

These are the two greatest cars ever built. People will come from all over the world to bask in their greatness.

Cimmaron!

Looks vaguely like a Subaru Forester, but I love the idea of the 2.0 Ecoboost.

I tend to go with what the manufacturer recommends, cars tend to run like $h! on lower than recommended octane fuel.

Black is a bit cliche for stripes, but something like gunmetal might break up the silver. I wish I could do something on my car, but a Jetta wagon with stripes just seems wrong.

Great now we need to find a new C&G whipping boy. Edit: If possible, get a stripe painted on, this car, like all cars really, can look a bit dull in silver. But really, congrats on it.

Also 10-12 inches longer than a Miata, depending on which generation you're talking about.

Why does the X3 exist?